Monday, October 5, 2015

There's a first time for everything.

And today, October 5, 2015, was the first time that I purchased conditioner without its accompanying shampoo.

Gasp!

I'm still kind of twitchy about it.

See, I'm a symmetrical kind of girl. I like tidy packages and neat bows. And I like matching. I even like matchy-matchy. I do not like odd numbers or uneven lines. I need sameness kind of like how cookies aren't really cookies unless they have chocolate chips. Maybe it is because I am a twin. Or maybe it is because I have 46 chromosomes instead of 23 pairs. I don't know. I do know that the world is likely to end tomorrow because I bought only one hair product and not its match.

Know what else?

The conditioner that I bought isn't the same as the kind that I just depleted. Meaning that my current shampoo isn't the complement to my new conditioner.

I know.

It's awful.

That's it, I'm going back to the store.